I’m Still Pining for a PG Hobbit Film…
I’ll always love all of the Hobbit films. HOWEVER…couldn’t we also have a succinct and truer version as well? A PG version. Pretty please?
Pie
Doomsday Approacheth…
“I woke up severely troubled…I don’t foresee jumping around barrels and killing orcs in my future…”
Making Mincemeat…
“The dwarf Bofur asks specifically for some mince pie with cheese. I’m not sure how Bofur knows that Bilbo obviously must have some mince pie in his too-full-pantry, but Bofur does. And Bilbo, indeed, does.”