I’m Still Pining for a PG Hobbit Film…
I’ll always love all of the Hobbit films. HOWEVER…couldn’t we also have a succinct and truer version as well? A PG version. Pretty please?
Dwarves
Ivanka Lavender Top…
“I just know it…the only lavender items are going to be from Ivanka. SHIT.”
Time Warps…
“The new production lacked the perversion and seediness of the original film.”
Stinky Cheese…
…it really does smell like incredibly sour feet…YUM (bellows the troll…)!
A Little Lamb…
“Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey, if it don’t look like mutton again tomorrer.”
Second Breakfast…?
…SECOND breakfast? You’ve got to be kidding…