I’ll always love all of the Hobbit films. HOWEVER…couldn’t we also have a succinct and truer version as well? A PG version. Pretty please?
“I just know it…the only lavender items are going to be from Ivanka. SHIT.”
“The new production lacked the perversion and seediness of the original film.”
…it really does smell like incredibly sour feet…YUM (bellows the troll…)!
“Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey, if it don’t look like mutton again tomorrer.”
…SECOND breakfast? You’ve got to be kidding…