I’m Still Pining for a PG Hobbit Film…
I’ll always love all of the Hobbit films. HOWEVER…couldn’t we also have a succinct and truer version as well? A PG version. Pretty please?
Bilbo Baggins
Ivanka Lavender Top…
“I just know it…the only lavender items are going to be from Ivanka. SHIT.”
RIP Sweet Lady…
The main problem is her lack of presence…now her perky face no longer greets us when we return home.
Time Warps…
“The new production lacked the perversion and seediness of the original film.”
Stinky Cheese…
…it really does smell like incredibly sour feet…YUM (bellows the troll…)!
Second Breakfast…?
…SECOND breakfast? You’ve got to be kidding…