I’ll always love all of the Hobbit films. HOWEVER…couldn’t we also have a succinct and truer version as well? A PG version. Pretty please?
“I just know it…the only lavender items are going to be from Ivanka. SHIT.”
The main problem is her lack of presence…now her perky face no longer greets us when we return home.
“The new production lacked the perversion and seediness of the original film.”
…it really does smell like incredibly sour feet…YUM (bellows the troll…)!
…SECOND breakfast? You’ve got to be kidding…