Posts Tagged "Valentine’s Day"


Sex. Chocolate. Asparagus Pee.

Sex. Chocolate. Asparagus Pee.


Posted By on Feb 13, 2014

Now you’re paying attention. I was wondering, just why is chocolate sexy? Why are women usually the only ones pictured eating chocolate in commercials? Why are women sent into almost orgasmic states when they consume it (in commercials, I mean, I don’t recall ever being sexually turned on by chocolate…well, never mind…). Sometimes you’ll see a man in chocolate commercials, but I’ll bet 90% of the...

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The exact identity of the specific St. Valentine associated with our modern holiday is a a bit hard to pin down since apparently there were a few different men with that name who were saints. Regarding this particular holiday, however, we can connect one man who was tortured and later executed for the crime of assisting Christians who wanted to marry. This was way back in Roman times, before Christianity became legal. It could be that...

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…at home, because Bob and I are farty old married folks who don’t like crowds very much (mostly Bob). Of course, when we were dating and newly wed, we used to go out for a fancy dinner. Bob usually felt obligated to buy flowers for me, or some sort of chocolate, or some sort of jewelry. Later on, we realized that I don’t really care that much for fresh flowers in my house since they only last a few days and they end...

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