Beverages


Have I stopped shedding my liberal snowflake tears? Sure, but I’m still disturbed. Bigly. However, I was thinking that a president is generally a reaction to the previous president. Therefore, Obama was a severe reaction to Bush. Trump is an egregious reaction to Obama. So it follows that the next president will be completely opposite to Trump. SHE will be in her 50s, perhaps a lesbian, but old enough to not be driven by sexual...

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I know I’ve been ranting about chocolate lately, which is inevitable in light of the recent holiday. And I rant because I love it, even though I rarely eat any—you know, always on a diet. I’m so angry about constantly dieting that I could “chew nails and spit rust,” to quote my late mother (always one for the pithy cliché). Then you hear about the health benefits of chocolate. Unfortunately, this only...

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